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Four Fairy Tales They Brought With Them To Atlantis - Stargate: Atlantis - John & Rodney, Lorne/Parrish, Elizabeth, Kavanagh - Words: 1,721
Written for Stargateland's Once Upon A Time challenge.
Summary: It's just a coincidence that John is a little bit wolf like, and Parrish is climbing a bean stalk, and Elizabeth is in a tower, and Kavanagh is well, Kavanagh. Isn't it?
Content Notes: None. G.
Author Notes: All section titles are lyrics from Stephen Sondhiem's Into The Woods.

On AO3: Four Fairy Tales They Brought With Them To Atlantis
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( Four Fairy Tales They Brought With Them To Atlantis )

Devil's in the Details - Stargate: Atlantis - John Sheppard/David Parrish - Words: 1,798
Written for StargateLand's Alien's Made Them Do It Challenge
Summary: The Pegasus Galaxy is a strange and dangerous place, with strange rituals and customs that must be navigated with caution.
Content Notes: None. PG.
On AO3: Devil's in the Details

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Because - Stargate: Atlantis - John Sheppard/David Parrish - Words: 1,358
Written for the Off-the-Clock challenge at StargateLand.
Summary: All John really wants to do is sleep, but fortunately for him David Parrish comes to the rescue.
Content Notes: None. G.
On AO3: Because

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When the Time is Right - Stargate: Atlantis - Gen (Evan Lorne, John Sheppard) - Words: 1,479
Written for Stargateland; Prompt: 14-SGA, Lorne & or / Sheppard, missing persons
Summary: John and Evan are lost, maybe a little bit more lost than most.
Content Notes: None. PG-13
On AO3: When the Time is Right

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Hailing Frequencies Closed - Stargate: Atlantis - David Parrish/John Sheppard - Words: 804
Written for angst bingo and race_the_ace. Prompt: Mute (race_the_ace asked for John/David; David not being able to help John during a bad day).
Summary: Reaching out is impossible if the person you are reaching for won't take your hand.
Content Notes: None. PG-13
On AO3: Hailing Frequencies Closed

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The Adherence of Memory - Stargate Atlantis - Gen (John Sheppard) - Word Count: 15,040
Written for Stargateland Big Bang
Summary: John Sheppard discovers that who he thought he was is absolutely nothing in comparison to what he could become.
Content Notes: Violence, disturbing imagery. R.
Author Notes: Thanks to the fantastically wonderful emeraldsnakes for the beta read.
On AO3: The Adherence of Memory

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Dreams of Dying in Vegas - Stargate: Atlantis - Gen (John Sheppard) - Words: 1,175
Written for Stargateland Cockamamie Crossovers Challenge. Prompt: Dreamscape
Summary: Every night, when John closes his eyes he dreams that he's dying. Crossover with Supernatural
Content Notes: None. PG-13
On AO3: Dreams of Dying in Vegas




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Title: Richard Woolsey and the Chocolate Atlantis, or Why Team Awesome Perverts Is Awesome and Perverted, or Proof That Delays in Posting Challenge Results Are A VERY BAD THING

Written by: camshaft22, crazed_delusion, elfycat, lears_daughter, race_the_ace

Summary: Because all floating cities should float on a sea of chocolate. And be made out of chocolate. *nods*

Warnings: Yes.

Rating: A+ (and also R, for potentially disturbing content and imagery, and definitely disturbing characters.)

Note: Prior knowledge of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is not required to read this fic. You just won’t know what the heck is going on.

Disclaimer: No one on Team Atlantis had anything to do with the writing of this fic. Oh, and we don’t own Stargate Atlantis, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, or nearly enough pot. Some song lyrics are taken directly from WWatCF. Some are...not.

Word Count: 10,746

Cast (in order of hotness (order of hotness determined arbitrarily by whoever edited the fic last)):

John Sheppard - Charlie Bucket
Lorne - Parrish’s love slave
Parrish - Radek’s Second-in-Command
Kavanagh - Augustus Gloop
Jack O’Neill - Charlie’s Grandfather
Ronon - Mike Teevee
Teyla - Veruca Salt
Carter - Augustus’s Mom
The Wraith - Oompa Loompas
Radek - Chief Oompa Loompa Handler (not in the dirty sense, get your mind out of the gutter!)
Weir - Violet’s Dad
Chuck - Veruca’s Dad
Grodin - The Candy Man (and, yes, that is in the dirty sense)
Colonel Caldwell - Mike Teevee’s Mom
Rodney - Violet Beauregard
Richard Woolsey - Willy Wonka
Kolya - Mr. Slugworth

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