Fic: Three in the Morning

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CoWritten Fic: Richard Woolsey and the Chocolate Atlantis

Title: Richard Woolsey and the Chocolate Atlantis, or Why Team Awesome Perverts Is Awesome and Perverted, or Proof That Delays in Posting Challenge Results Are A VERY BAD THING

Written by: camshaft22, crazed_delusion, elfycat, lears_daughter, race_the_ace

Summary: Because all floating cities should float on a sea of chocolate. And be made out of chocolate. *nods*

Warnings: Yes.

Rating: A+ (and also R, for potentially disturbing content and imagery, and definitely disturbing characters.)

Note: Prior knowledge of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is not required to read this fic. You just won’t know what the heck is going on.

Disclaimer: No one on Team Atlantis had anything to do with the writing of this fic. Oh, and we don’t own Stargate Atlantis, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, or nearly enough pot. Some song lyrics are taken directly from WWatCF. Some are...not.

Word Count: 10,746

Cast (in order of hotness (order of hotness determined arbitrarily by whoever edited the fic last)):

John Sheppard - Charlie Bucket
Lorne - Parrish’s love slave
Parrish - Radek’s Second-in-Command
Kavanagh - Augustus Gloop
Jack O’Neill - Charlie’s Grandfather
Ronon - Mike Teevee
Teyla - Veruca Salt
Carter - Augustus’s Mom
The Wraith - Oompa Loompas
Radek - Chief Oompa Loompa Handler (not in the dirty sense, get your mind out of the gutter!)
Weir - Violet’s Dad
Chuck - Veruca’s Dad
Grodin - The Candy Man (and, yes, that is in the dirty sense)
Colonel Caldwell - Mike Teevee’s Mom
Rodney - Violet Beauregard
Richard Woolsey - Willy Wonka
Kolya - Mr. Slugworth

( Richard Woolsey and the Chocolate Atlantis )